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Post by Anthro Teacher on Jul 28, 2019 17:09:52 GMT
My former anthro boyfriend Ray Phum Wa taught me jokes.
"What do you do with a banana? You poke it."
"What do you call a puppy who crosses a road? A flatlander."
"What's the problem with scritches? The tangles."
"What do you call a rainbow? A piecemaker."
There was a scene where I was approaching him taking a bath. He pulls a rifle out of the water, but doesn't point it at me.
That's the type of humor these anthros have. It's rather dry, but still funny.
Then he told me about this scenario: What if you were in a hole, and an alien could pull you out of the hole, but you would have to do that over and over again, endlessly. Would you do it?
And he taught Cyan this one:
What do you do when you get a puppy? You drool. Meaning for lube. That was one of their dirty jokes.
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Post by Anthro Teacher on Jun 18, 2020 4:27:22 GMT
Here are some jokes told by Flim and Rufus (my two 5th density anthros). I guess they're becoming my lovers again.
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Post by Cyan on Jun 18, 2020 4:47:58 GMT
Nice jokes
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